First we need to sort a few things...Zib posted yesterday a pic of herself. Bless she had tried to fit in with us, but really far too sweet, more modern Southern belle than Essex. So Zib, here is a step by step process you need to go through:
Secondly after your vajazzle ( see AL for a discount), it's time for the fake tan. here's the shade card, choose form the last three
Hint mahogany, so that you blend in and look like
Next the make up, involves lots of false lashes and if you haven't had a trout pout, plenty of lip liner round the outside of your lipline and fillin, then add more lip gloss than is sustainable for the planet.
Next , the ensemble. Heels , minimum of 6 inches, anything with a platform. Dress anything with less than a meter square of material will do
And ALWAYS match yer knickers with yer dress
Until you get to the very pinnacle...aaah, that's better
Oh yes that's better, we are ready for the weekend.....
stpes 6733 - meh!
No idea Zib on pedometer I just went for the same one. I love Bug, you know I flirted with Pedita, but she had no stamina.
Day 72 of the Space Odyssey Romford
Secondly after your vajazzle ( see AL for a discount), it's time for the fake tan. here's the shade card, choose form the last three
Hint mahogany, so that you blend in and look like
Next the make up, involves lots of false lashes and if you haven't had a trout pout, plenty of lip liner round the outside of your lipline and fillin, then add more lip gloss than is sustainable for the planet.
Next , the ensemble. Heels , minimum of 6 inches, anything with a platform. Dress anything with less than a meter square of material will do
And ALWAYS match yer knickers with yer dress
Until you get to the very pinnacle...aaah, that's better
Oh yes that's better, we are ready for the weekend.....
stpes 6733 - meh!
No idea Zib on pedometer I just went for the same one. I love Bug, you know I flirted with Pedita, but she had no stamina.
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