Thurs giggle......

EVER
WONDER
...

Why
the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our
skin?

Why
don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why
is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
is it that
Doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made
With artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why
is the man who
Invests all your money called a
broker?

Why
is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

Why
isn't there
Mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why
isn't there Cat flavoured
Dog
food?

Why
didn't Noah
Swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why
do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal
injections?

You
know that
Indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

Why
don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why
are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck
together?

I
like this one!!!

If
con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If
flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

.............

Statistical research just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:




Men between 60 and 80 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.



This has come as very upsetting news to most of my mates, as none of them had any idea that they were Japanese!

Carsma x

Thurs giggle......